Singer: Eminem
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Song: The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Subtitles (vtt) (04:28-268-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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- May I have your attention please?
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May I have your attention please?
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Will the real Slim Shady
please stand up?
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I repeat, will the real Slim
Shady please stand up?
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We're gonna have a problem here.
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Y'all act like you never seen
a white person before
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Jaws all on the floor
like Pam like Tommy
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Just burst in the door
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And started whoopin' her
ass worse than before
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They first were divorced, throwin'
her over furniture
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Agh!
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It's the return of the, Ah wait,
no way, you're kidding
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He didn't just say what I
think he did, did he?
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And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
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Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked
in my basement
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ha ha!
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Feminist women love Eminem
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Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim
Shady, I'm sick of him
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Look at him, walkin' around,
grabbin' his you-know-what
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Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah
but he's so cute though
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Yeah, I probably got
a couple of screws
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up in my head loose
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But no worse than what's goin' on
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in your parents' bedrooms
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Sometimes I wanna get on
TV and just let loose
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But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green
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to hump a dead moose
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My bum is on your lips, my
bum is on your lips
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And if I'm lucky, you might just
give it a little kiss
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And that's the message that
we deliver to little kids
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And expect them not to know
what a woman's is
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Of course they're gonna know
what intercourse is
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By the time that they hit fourth grade
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They've got the Discovery
Channel, don't they?
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We ain't nothin' but mammals
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Well some of us, cannibals.
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Who people open like cantaloupes
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But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes
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Then there's no reason
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that a man and another man can't elope
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But if you feel like I feel,
I got the antidote
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Women, wave your pantyhose, sing
the chorus, and it goes
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I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
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Please stand up, please stand up?
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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes
I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
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Please stand up, please stand up?
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Will Smith don't gotta cuss in
his raps to sell records
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Well, I do, so (beep) him,
and (beep) you too!
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You think I give a damn
about a Grammy?
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Half of you critics can't
even stomach me,
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let alone stand me
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But Slim, what if you win,
wouldn't it be weird?
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Why, so you guys could just
lie to get me here?
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So you can sit me here next
to Britney Spears?
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Christina Aguilera better
switch me chairs
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So I can sit next to Carson
Daly and Fred Durst
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And hear 'em argue over
who she gave to first
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Little put me on blast on MTV
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Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's
married to Kim, hee-hee
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I should download her audio on MP3
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And show the whole world
how you gave Eminem
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- Ahh!
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I'm sick of you little
girl and boy groups
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All you do is annoy me,
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so I have been sent here
to destroy you
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And there's a million
of us just like me
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Who cuss like me, who just
don't give a like me
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Who dress like me, walk,
talk and act like me
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And just might be the next best
thing, but not quite me
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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes
I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
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Please stand up, please stand up?
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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes
I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shady
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up
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Please stand up, please stand up?
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I'm like a head trip to listen to,
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'cause I'm only givin' you
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Things you joke about with
your friends inside
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Your livin' room
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The only difference is I
got the balls to say
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it in front of y'all
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And I don't gotta be false
or sugarc...........
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