Singer: Eminem
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Song: The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Lyrics (LRC) (04:28-268-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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[00:03.92]- May I have your attention please?
[00:06.96]May I have your attention please?
[00:09.82]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:13.14]I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:17.76]We're gonna have a problem here.
[00:18.89]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:21.10]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy
[00:23.02]Just burst in the door
[00:24.18]And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:25.82]They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture
[00:27.75]Agh!
[00:28.58]It's the return of the, Ah wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:30.69]He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
[00:33.23]And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots!
[00:35.42]Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement
[00:37.68]ha ha!
[00:38.52]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:39.35]Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:41.71]Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:44.21]Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah but he's so cute though
[00:46.78]Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws
[00:48.54]up in my head loose
[00:49.38]But no worse than what's goin' on
[00:50.59]in your parents' bedrooms
[00:51.53]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.71]But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green
[00:55.21]to hump a dead moose
[00:56.18]My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:58.18]And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.49]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.69]And expect them not to know what a woman's is
[01:05.13]Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:07.00]By the time that they hit fourth grade
[01:08.08]They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:10.16]We ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:11.40]Well some of us, cannibals.
[01:12.50]Who people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.37]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.60]Then there's no reason
[01:17.43]that a man and another man can't elope
[01:19.30]But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:21.31]Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
[01:23.63]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.94]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:28.00]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:30.51]Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:32.79]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.89]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:37.14]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:39.71]Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:41.83]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:44.15]Well, I do, so (beep) him, and (beep) you too!
[01:46.49]You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:48.24]Half of you critics can't even stomach me,
[01:49.97]let alone stand me
[01:51.28]But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
[01:53.14]Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:55.36]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:57.87]Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[02:00.06]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.25]And hear 'em argue over who she gave to first
[02:04.84]Little put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.84]Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee
[02:09.27]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:11.42]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem
[02:13.45]- Ahh!
[02:14.46]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15.83]All you do is annoy me,
[02:16.97]so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.68]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.67]Who cuss like me, who just don't give a like me
[02:23.15]Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
[02:25.27]And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:27.97]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.71]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:32.40]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:34.88]Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:37.16]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:39.14]All you other Slim Shady are just imitating
[02:41.48]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:44.05]Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:46.22]I'm like a head trip to listen to,
[02:47.82]'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:48.70]Things you joke about with your friends inside
[02:50.15]Your livin' room
[02:50.98]The only difference is I got the balls to say
[02:52.82]it in front of y'all
[02:53.77]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:55.50]I jus...........
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