Singer: Eminem
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Song: The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Subtitles (SRT) (04:27-267-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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May I have your attention please?
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May I have your attention please?
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Will the real Slim Shady
please stand up?
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I repeat will the real Slim
Shady please stand up?
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We're going to have a problem here
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Y'all act like you never seen
a white person before
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Jaws all on the floor like Pam
and Tommy just burst in the
door
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Started whoopin' her ass worse
than before, they first get
divorced
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Throwing her over furniture
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It's the return of the "Oh
wait, no way, your kidding,
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He didn't just say what I
think he did, did he?"
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And Dr Dre said
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Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's
dead, he's locked in my
basement (ha ha)
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Feminist women love Eminem,
chicka chicka chicka Slim
Shady I'm sick of him
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Look at him, walking around
grabbing his you know what
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Flippin' the you know who
"yeah, but he's so cute
though"
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Yea I probably got a couple of
screws up in my head loose
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But no worse than what's going
on in your parent's bedrooms
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Sometimes I want to get on TV
and just let loose, but can't,
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But it's cool for Tom Green to
hump a dead moose
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My bum is on your lips, my bum
is on your lips
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And if I'm lucky you might
just give it a little kiss
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And that's the message that we
deliver to little kids
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And expect them not to know
what a women's clitoris is.
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Of course they gonna know what
intercourse is, by the time
they hit 4th grade,
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They got the discovery channel
don't they?
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We ain't nothing but mammals,
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Well some of us cannibals, who
cut other people open like
cantaloupes.
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But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes
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Then there's no reason that a
man and another man can't
elope
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But if you feel like I feel I
got the antidote.
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Women wave your pantyhose,
sing the chorus and it goes
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I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,
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Please stand up,
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Please stand up
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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm
the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,
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Please stand up,
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Please stand up
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Will Smith don't gotta cuss in
his raps to sell records
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Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
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You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
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Half of you critics can't even
stomach me, let alone stand
me.
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"But Slim what if you win
wouldn't it be weird?"
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Why? So you guys can just lie
to get me here?
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So you can sit me here next to
Britney Spears.
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Shit, Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs
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So I can sit next to Carson
Daly and Fred Durst
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And hear 'em argue over who
she gave head to first.
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Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
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"Yeah he's cute but I think
he's married to Kim, he he"
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I should download her audio on mp3
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And show the whole world how
you gave Eminem V.D.
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I'm sick of you little girl
and boy groups all you do is
annoy me
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So I've been sent here to destroy you
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And there's a million of us just like me
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Who cuss like me, who just
don't give a fuck like me, who
dress like me
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Walk, talk and act like me, it
just might be the next best
thing,
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But not quite me
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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm
the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,
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Please stand up,
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Please stand up
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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm
the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys are
just imitating
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So won't the real Slim Shady,
please stand up,
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Please stand up,
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Please stand up
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I'm like a head trip to listen to
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'Cause I'm only giving you,
things you joke about with
your friends
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Inside your living room
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The only difference is I got
the balls to say it in front
of y'all
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And I don't gotta be false or
sugar coat it at all
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I just get on the mic and spit
it, and whether you like to
admit it (rip)
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I just shit it better than 90
percent of you rappers out
there
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