Singer: Eminem
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Song: The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Lyrics (LRC Advanced) (04:27-267-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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[00:03.40]May I have your attention please?
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[00:06.50]May I have your attention please?
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[00:09.20]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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[00:12.70]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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[00:17.40]We're going to have a problem here
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[00:18.70]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
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[00:20.70]Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
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[00:23.40]Started whoopin' her ass worse than before, they first get divorced
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[00:25.80]Throwing her over furniture
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[00:27.40]It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, your kidding,
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[00:30.20]He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
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[00:32.50]And Dr Dre said
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[00:33.70]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
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[00:37.40]Feminist women love Eminem, chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
[00:41.40]
[00:41.60]Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
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[00:43.70]Flippin' the you know who "yeah, but he's so cute though"
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[00:46.30]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
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[00:48.50]But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
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[00:50.80]Sometimes I want to get on TV and just let loose, but can't,
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[00:53.50]But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
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[00:55.50]My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
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[00:57.60]And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
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[00:59.90]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
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[01:02.00]And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is.
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[01:04.60]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is, by the time they hit 4th grade,
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[01:07.70]They got the discovery channel don't they?
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[01:09.30]We ain't nothing but mammals,
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[01:10.50]Well some of us cannibals, who cut other people open like cantaloupes.
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[01:13.90]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
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[01:16.10]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
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[01:18.50]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote.
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[01:21.10]Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
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[01:23.00]I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
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[01:25.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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[01:27.50]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
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[01:29.90]Please stand up,
[01:31.00]Please stand up
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[01:32.20]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
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[01:34.20]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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[01:36.70]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
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[01:39.00]Please stand up,
[01:40.10]Please stand up
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[01:41.30]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
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[01:43.50]Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
[01:45.30]
[01:45.50]You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
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[01:47.70]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
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[01:50.50]"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
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[01:52.60]Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
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[01:54.80]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears.
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[01:57.20]Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
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[01:59.30]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
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[02:01.70]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
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[02:03.90]Little bitch put me on blast on M-T-V
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[02:06.30]"Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim, he he"
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[02:08.70]I should download her audio on mp3
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[02:10.90]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D.
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[02:13.30]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
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[02:16.20]So I've been sent here to destroy you
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[02:18.00]And there's a million of us just like me
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[02:20.00]Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me, who dress like me
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[02:23.20]Walk, talk and act like me, it just might be the next best thing,
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[02:26.40]But not quite me
[02:27.20]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
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[02:29.30]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
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[02:31.70]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
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[02:34.00]Please stand up,
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[02:35.20]Please stand up
[02:36.30]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.30]
[02:38.50]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.80]
[02:41.00]So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up,
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[02:43.20]Please stand up,
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[02:44.40]Please stand up
[02:45.50]I'm like a head trip to listen to
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[02:46.70]'Cause I'm only giving you, things you joke about with your friends
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[02:49.30]Inside your living room
[02:50.20]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
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[02:52.80]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
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[02:54.70]I just get on the mic and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (rip)
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[02:58.10]I just shit it better than 90 percent of you rappe...........
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