Singer: Eminem
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Song: The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Subtitles (SRT) (04:28-268-0-en-GB) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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- MAY I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION PLEASE?
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MAY I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION PLEASE?
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WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY
PLEASE STAND UP?
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I REPEAT, WILL THE REAL SLIM
SHADY PLEASE STAND UP?
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE.
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Y'ALL ACT LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN
A WHITE PERSON BEFORE
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JAWS ALL ON THE FLOOR
LIKE PAM LIKE TOMMY
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JUST BURST IN THE DOOR
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AND STARTED WHOOPIN' HER
ASS WORSE THAN BEFORE
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THEY FIRST WERE DIVORCED, THROWIN'
HER OVER FURNITURE
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AGH!
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IT'S THE RETURN OF THE, AH WAIT,
NO WAY, YOU'RE KIDDING
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HE DIDN'T JUST SAY WHAT I
THINK HE DID, DID HE?
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AND DR. DRE SAID, NOTHING,
YOU IDIOTS!
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DR. DRE'S DEAD, HE'S LOCKED
IN MY BASEMENT
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HA HA!
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FEMINIST WOMEN LOVE EMINEM
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CHICKA, CHICKA, CHICKA, SLIM
SHADY, I'M SICK OF HIM
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LOOK AT HIM, WALKIN' AROUND,
GRABBIN' HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT
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FLIPPIN' THE YOU-KNOW-WHO, YEAH
BUT HE'S SO CUTE THOUGH
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YEAH, I PROBABLY GOT
A COUPLE OF SCREWS
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UP IN MY HEAD LOOSE
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BUT NO WORSE THAN
WHAT'S GOIN' ON
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IN YOUR PARENTS' BEDROOMS
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SOMETIMES I WANNA GET ON
TV AND JUST LET LOOSE
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BUT CAN'T, BUT IT'S COOL
FOR TOM GREEN
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TO HUMP A DEAD MOOSE
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MY BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS, MY
BUM IS ON YOUR LIPS
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AND IF I'M LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST
GIVE IT A LITTLE KISS
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AND THAT'S THE MESSAGE THAT
WE DELIVER TO LITTLE KIDS
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AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO KNOW
WHAT A WOMAN'S IS
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OF COURSE THEY'RE GONNA KNOW
WHAT INTERCOURSE IS
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BY THE TIME THAT THEY
HIT FOURTH GRADE
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THEY'VE GOT THE DISCOVERY
CHANNEL, DON'T THEY?
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WE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS
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WELL SOME OF US, CANNIBALS.
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WHO PEOPLE OPEN
LIKE CANTALOUPES
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BUT IF WE CAN HUMP DEAD
ANIMALS AND ANTELOPES
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THEN THERE'S NO REASON
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THAT A MAN AND ANOTHER
MAN CAN'T ELOPE
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BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE I FEEL,
I GOT THE ANTIDOTE
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WOMEN, WAVE YOUR PANTYHOSE, SING
THE CHORUS, AND IT GOES
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I'M SLIM SHADY, YES I'M
THE REAL SHADY
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ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS
ARE JUST IMITATING
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SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY
PLEASE STAND UP
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PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP?
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'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES
I'M THE REAL SHADY
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ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS
ARE JUST IMITATING
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SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY
PLEASE STAND UP
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PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP?
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WILL SMITH DON'T GOTTA CUSS IN
HIS RAPS TO SELL RECORDS
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WELL, I DO, SO (BEEP) HIM,
AND (BEEP) YOU TOO!
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YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT A GRAMMY?
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HALF OF YOU CRITICS CAN'T
EVEN STOMACH ME
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LET ALONE STAND ME
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BUT SLIM, WHAT IF YOU WIN,
WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD?
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WHY, SO YOU GUYS COULD JUST
LIE TO GET ME HERE?
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SO YOU CAN SIT ME HERE NEXT
TO BRITNEY SPEARS?
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CHRISTINA AGUILERA BETTER
SWITCH ME CHAIRS
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SO I CAN SIT NEXT TO CARSON
DALY AND FRED DURST
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AND HEAR 'EM ARGUE OVER
WHO SHE GAVE TO FIRST
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LITTLE PUT ME
ON BLAST ON MTV
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YEAH, HE'S CUTE, BUT I THINK HE'S
MARRIED TO KIM, HEE-HEE
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I SHOULD DOWNLOAD
HER AUDIO ON MP3
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AND SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD
HOW YOU GAVE EMINEM
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- AHH!
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I'M SICK OF YOU LITTLE
GIRL AND BOY GROUPS
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ALL YOU DO IS ANNOY ME
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SO I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE
TO DESTROY YOU
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AND THERE'S A MILLION
OF US JUST LIKE ME
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WHO CUSS LIKE ME, WHO JUST
DON'T GIVE A LIKE ME
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WHO DRESS LIKE ME, WALK,
TALK AND ACT LIKE ME
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AND JUST MIGHT BE THE NEXT BEST
THING, BUT NOT QUITE ME
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'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES
I'M THE REAL SHADY
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ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADYS
ARE JUST IMITATING
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SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY
PLEASE STAND UP
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PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP?
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'CAUSE I'M SLIM SHADY, YES
I'M THE REAL SHADY
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ALL YOU OTHER SLIM SHADY
ARE JUST IMITATING
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SO WON'T THE REAL SLIM SHADY
PLEASE STAND UP
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PLEASE STAND UP,
PLEASE STAND UP?
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I'M LIKE A HEAD
TRIP TO LISTEN TO
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'CAUSE I'M ONLY GIVIN' YOU
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THINGS YOU JOKE ABOUT WITH
YOUR FRIENDS INSIDE
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YOUR LIVIN' ROOM
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I
GOT THE BALLS TO SAY
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IT IN FRONT OF Y'ALL
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I JUST GET ON THE
MIC AND SPIT IT
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