Singer: Weird Al Yankovic
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Song: First World Problems
Weird Al Yankovic - First World Problems Subtitles (vtt) (03:16-196-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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My maid is cleaning my bathroom,
so I can't take a shower
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When I do, the water starts getting cold
after an hour
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I couldn't order off the breakfast menu,
'cause I slept in till two
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Then I filled up on bread,
didn't leave any room for tiramisu
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Oh no, there's a pixel out
in the corner of my laptop screen
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I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough
for the vending machine
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Some idiot just called me up on the phone, what!?
Don't they know how to text? OMG!
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I got
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First world, first world problems
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(First world problems)
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First world, first world problems
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(First world problems)
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First world, first world problems
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I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
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Forgot my gardener's name,
I'll have to ask him later
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Tried to fast forward commercials,
can't - I'm watching live T.V
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I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge
ain't gluten free
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My barista didn't even bother to make a design
in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte
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First world, first world problems
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(First world problems)
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First world, first world problems
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(First world problems)
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First world, first world problems
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Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
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My Sonicare won't recharge,
now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
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The thread count on these cotton sheets
has go...........
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