Singer: Eminem
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Song: The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Subtitles (SRT) (04:44-284-0-en) (PARTIAL PREVIEW)
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May I have your attention, please?
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May I have your attention, please?
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Will the real Slim Shady
please stand up?
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I repeat, will the real Slim
Shady please stand up?
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We're gonna have a problem here...
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Y'all act like you never seen
a white person before
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Jaws all on the floor like Pam like
Tommy just burst in the door
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And started whoopin' her
ass worse than before
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They first were divorced, throwin'
her over furniture (Agh!)
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It's the return of the "Oh, wait,
no way, you're kidding
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He didn't just say what I
think he did, did he?"
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And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
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Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked
in my basement (Ha ha!)
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Feminist women love Eminem
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"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim
Shady, I'm sick of him
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Look at him, walkin' around,
grabbin' his you-know-what
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Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah,
but he's so cute though"
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Yeah, I probably got a couple of
screws up in my head loose
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But no worse than what's goin'
on in your parents' bedrooms
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Sometimes I wanna get on
TV and just let loose
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But can't, but it's cool for Tom
Green to hump a dead moose
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"My bum is on your lips,
my bum is on your lips"
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And if I'm lucky, you might
just give it a little kiss
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And that's the message that
we deliver to little kids
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And expect them not to know
what a woman's clitoris is
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Of course, they're gonna know
what intercourse is
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By the time they hit fourth grade
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They've got the Discovery
Channel, don't they?
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We ain't nothin' but mammals—well,
some of us, cannibals
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Who cut other people open
like cantaloupes
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But if we can hump dead
animals and antelopes
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Then there's no reason that a man
and another man can't elope
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But if you feel like I feel,
I got the antidote
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Women, wave your pantyhose, sing
the chorus, and it goes—
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I'm Slim Shady, yes,
I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up
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Please stand up, please stand up?
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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes,
I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up
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Please stand up, please stand up?
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Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his
raps to sell records (Nope)
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Well, I do, so fuck him
and fuck you too!
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You think I give a damn
about a GRAMMY?
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Half of you critics can't even stomach
me, let alone stand me
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"But Slim, what if you win,
wouldn't it be weird?"
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Why, so you guys could just
lie to get me here?
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So you can sit me here next
to Britney Spears?
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Shit, Christina Aguilera
better switch me chairs
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So I can sit next to Carson
Daly and Fred Durst
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And hear 'em argue over who
she gave head to first
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Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
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"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's
married to Kim, hee-hee"
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I should download her audio on MP3
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And show the whole world how
you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
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I'm sick of you little
girl and boy groups
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All you do is annoy me, so I have
been sent here to destroy you
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And there's a million
of us just like me
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Who cuss like me, who just
don't give a fuck like me
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Who dress like me; walk,
talk and act like me
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And just might be the next best
thing, but not quite me
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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes,
I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up
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Please stand up, please stand up?
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'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes,
I'm the real Shady
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All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
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So won't the real Slim
Shady please stand up
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Please stand up, please stand up?
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I'm like a head trip to listen to,
'cause I'm only givin' you
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Things you joke about with your friends
inside your livin' room
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The only difference is I got the balls
to say it in front of y'all
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And I don't gotta be false
or sugarcoat it at all
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I just get on the mic and spit it
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And whether you li...........
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