Şarkıcı: Eminem
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Parça: The Real Slim Shady
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady Lirik (LRC) (04:44-284-0-en) (ÖN İZLEME)
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[00:00.00]by RentAnAdviser.com
[00:02.70]May I have your attention, please?
[00:05.90]May I have your attention, please?
[00:08.20]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.10]I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.80]We're gonna have a problem here...
[00:18.10]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.20]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.90]And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:24.80]They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
[00:26.90]It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.60]He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:31.70]And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
[00:34.80]Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha ha!)
[00:36.70]Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.40]"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.70]Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:43.10]Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
[00:45.70]Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.00]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:50.30]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:52.60]But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.00]"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:57.00]And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.20]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.50]And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.90]Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.10]By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.20]They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:08.80]We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
[01:11.60]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.20]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.60]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:18.00]But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.00]Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[01:22.70]I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:24.60]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:26.90]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:29.20]Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:31.40]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:33.60]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.10]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:38.40]Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:40.80]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
[01:43.10]Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
[01:45.20]You think I give a damn about a GRAMMY?
[01:47.10]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:50.00]"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.10]Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:54.30]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.50]Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.90]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.20]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.40]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.70]"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
[02:08.30]I should download her audio on MP3
[02:10.40]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!)
[02:12.60]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:14.90]All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.50]And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.50]Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21.80]Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:24.10]And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:26.80]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:29.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.20]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:33.40]Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:35.70]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:38.00]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.40]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:42.70]Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:45.10]I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:47.40]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:49.70]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.40]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:54.70]I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.40]And whether ...........
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